Triumph Announces “Nice Cup in Bra”

Triumph has unveiled its newest novelty bra. The Japanese company has now come out with the “Nice Cup in Bra,” a little something that transforms from a green corset-style top into a five foot-long golf putting mat. Amazing! Who thinks of this type of corset!?

The bra talks to you too. If you get the ball into one of the cups (while it’s in its putting mat form of course), a built-in speaker belts “Nice Shot!”

The bra also comes equipped with pockets to house extra golf balls and tees, a flag pin that serves as a score pencil and is paired with a skirt boasting the words “Be Quiet” on the behind, which may also be used as a flag on the course.

Triumph releases these novelty bras twice a year with the hopes of shedding light on specific issues, which in this case is the growing popularity of the relaxing sport among Japanese women. Previous designs included the “Postal Bra,” which featured pockets for letters, a “Chopstick Bra” which was made of miso soup and rice bowls with a special holder for chopsticks and the solar-powered bra, shopping-bag bra and marriage-hunting bra.