Top 8 places to get busy quickly! Yep! You heard me right!

I read this somewhere and thought they were a little vulgar in their presentation of these ideal places, so I am going to try to tone this down and have some fun with it!

If you want to find a place to be a little adventurous and satisfy your urge to be risque, why ruin the moment by trying to find a safe and quiet place? These urges can be satisfied with just a drop of discretion and can be fun, adding a splash of excitment to the relationship! Here are the top eight places to take care of business quickly!

1- Elevator
An elevator is high on this list, although going up or down several floors isn't usually sufficient time. We recommend you stall the elevator (given that you don't trigger any alarms by doing so, unless you enjoy getting caught), and when you're done and let the elevator run again, don't exit from the main floor.

Ideal position: Upright wheelbarrow (with her facing the wall, hold her up by her thighs, placing them on either side of your hips, while she holds on to the wall).

2- Movie theater
As cliche as it sounds, getting busy in a movie theater is always a thrilling experience, and there's less chance of getting caught (unless of course, she's vocal). Movie theaters are best for oral relations (and that's a big reason this place is on our list), so go buy 2 tickets and sit in the back!

Ideal position: (Besides on her knees) Her sitting on top of you, facing the screen.

3- Back of a club/restaurant
Being out on a hot date talking about hot things will usually excite you, so if both of you are up for it, head to the darkest part of a nightclub, or even the bathroom, and go crazy! Chances are people will hear or even see you, but if you have an little exhibitionist lurking within, it's so much fun. You may get kicked out though!

Ideal position: Standing, upright doggy.

4- Stairwell
If your roommate's home, or you and your significant other only have 10 minutes to spare for a lunch date, head to the stairwell of a building with an elevator, preferably on a really high floor, and go crazy for a few minutes.

Ideal position: Missionary, with her back arched over a stair.

5- Car
So it's not an original idea, but a quickie in the car, at a location where you won't get arrested, can be a very memorable experience. Just don't do it while you are driving...how will you explain the accident to the Police Officer taking the report?

Ideal position: Logistics require missionary or her on top.

6- Alley
Before you begin envisioning rats and drunks, picture an alley behind a restaurant that isn't as filthy as those you see in movies. Ideally, she'd be wearing a skirt and the both of you could head to an alleyway just after dinner and before the show. Now that's what we call an intermission.

Ideal position: Standing up, with one leg wrapped around him.

7- Office
Whether it's a secret office romance or your girlfriend just showed up in nothing but a trench coat and heels, sometimes relations at the office is part of what makes life that much better. Make it part of your weekly tasks, if possible.

Ideal position: Her back against the wall, and her legs wrapped around his waist.

8- Dressing room
How many times have you been turned on while she's changing in the dressing room of a clothing store? Well, why not add some kick to the tedious task of shopping by sneaking into the changing room with her and giving her a little taste of your dressing?

Ideal position: Standing doggy.

Sometimes you don't have time to seduce and take your time when it comes to relations, especially when you're outside the comforts of home.

So when you're out with your significant other and you feel the need, have a little risque fun and keep the spice alive in the relationship!